THE 'MONKEY' MINISTER AIYAZ SAYED KHAIYUM SHOULD BE SENT TO INDIA - TO IMITATE THE CALL OF 'LANGUR' MONKEYS SO THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT CAN BE FREE OF THE SO-CALLED MONKEY MENACE!
India’s Parliament complex will soon resonate with cries of grown men imitating the call of langurs, a kind of monkey mostly found in the forests of India. This is because the New Delhi Municipal Corporation (NDMC) is acting under pressure from India’s elected representatives who want the law-making chambers of the world’s largest democracy to be free of the so-called monkey menace, or the periodic anarchy unleashed by troops of rhesus monkeys. Hiring men to imitate the cry of the langur is the next best thing to actually using a langur to scare away the smaller monkeys. That is how it was done till recently. Men with a chained langur would walk around the sandstone office buildings and official bungalows of Lutyen’s Delhi to keep the monkeys away. KHAIYUM is good at making a monkey of himself
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