*We don't know if the WOMAN in question is a resident long-time lover in New Delhi or was supplied by Delhi's Elite Escort Agency. She quietly slipped out of the room in the early hours of the morning and disappeared into the heavily polluted Delhi fog and mist.
*Meanwhile, the Cabinet Minister is not responding to our questions, copied to the notorious LOTHARIO and Coupist Sitiveni Rabuka
'Bula, Mystery Woman During India Visit.
Who was that mystery Indian woman who you had requested the Fiji High Commission staff to let her into your room during your visit to India earlier in the year? She can be clearly seen pacing up and down on CCTV cameras before she slipped into your room. You know you have a history - a disgusting tendency to cheat on your long suffering wife. You are a threat to national security because of your weakness for the opposite sex.'
18 December 2023
*On the subject of New Delhi, the Coalition government is yet to announce the appointment of Jagannath Sami as new High Commissioner to India.