THE 'MONKEY' MINISTER AIYAZ SAYED KHAIYUM SHOULD BE SENT TO INDIA - TO IMITATE THE CALL OF 'LANGUR' MONKEYS SO THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT CAN BE FREE OF THE SO-CALLED MONKEY MENACE!

18/11/2015

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India’s Parliament complex will soon resonate with cries of grown men imitating the call of langurs, a kind of monkey mostly found in the forests of India. This is because the New Delhi Municipal Corporation (NDMC) is acting under pressure from India’s elected representatives who want the law-making chambers of the world’s largest democracy to be free of the so-called monkey menace, or the periodic anarchy unleashed by troops of rhesus monkeys. Hiring men to imitate the cry of the langur is the next best thing to actually using a langur to scare away the smaller monkeys. That is how it was done till recently. Men with a chained langur would walk around the sandstone office buildings and official bungalows of Lutyen’s Delhi to keep the monkeys away. KHAIYUM is good at making a monkey of himself

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Chiku

19/11/2015 01:40:35 am

The langur monkeys making a racket outside the law making chambers in Delhi, India have no reason to be ashamed of their behaviour. The same can't be said of the overdressed monkey Aiyaz Sayed Khaiyum whose behaviour inside the " new parliament " in Suva, Fidji is thoroughly shameful. He presence in that hallowed law making chamber brings it into disrepute. The same is true for the other shameless IndoFijians in the Fiji First Theft party government.

Vili

19/11/2015 08:19:54 am

Aiyaz performance in Parliament in this instance is very tame compared to the shenanigans that goes on in the Australian Parliament in Canberra.

That 'bandaar' and home-spun little wannabe chief (Isoa Tikoca) from an irrelevant village in the mangrove swamps of Tailevu south cannot conduct himself in a chiefly way and deserves the rideicule and insults he got in Parliament from the AG.

Trouble with Tikoca is that he takes himself too seriously. During his time in the Army he was never an inspiring officer; always drunk and getting into debt. He only rose to the level he eventually did by being loyal like a dog to Rabuka. Anyone who was prepared to kiss Rambo's arse in those days were quickly promoted. Tikoca was one of them.

As for ASK's Darth Vader act in Parliament; all I can say is that Parliament would be boring place without the pantomimes that we see daily therein

Chiku

19/11/2015 09:11:23 am

Any of that same thing - lapdog loyalty, arse kissing and quick promotions - happening these days under Bai and Kai?

Tualeita

19/11/2015 06:57:36 pm

Rt. Isoa Tikoca is telling it like it is. By what he is saying he clearly is not kissing Kahiyum's or Bainimarama's rear. But it appears that those laughing off Khai's remarks are doing the honours.

Vili

19/11/2015 09:29:06 pm

Very much so, Chiku.

For example, senior military officers led by the Land Force Commander (now COMPOL) surprising the PM on his birthday morning with the Army brass band in attendance outside all singing 'Happy Birthday dear Prime Minister...Happy Birthday to you...Happy Long Life to You.. etc etc !!!" Then rounded off with three cheers to the PM!

Now that takes the cake when it comes to an arse-kissing activity!

Where else in the world do senior military officers do such a thing to their PM? Perhaps, only in Cuba. Or Kazakhstan.

The current crop of Army officers are morally corrupt and have raised arse-kissing from an art to a science.

fools of paradise

19/11/2015 04:11:05 pm

did you actually see the monkey act ? parliament is not an entertainment , what Australian do is sickening , Kai was acting like a mentally distorted monkey , small kid when they argue you keep yelling because you cannot loose and be shamed. well you can see the intensity of quilt in his face. sign of pressure and depression. yesterday the cession was off the air reason ??? technical problem bullshit, his tone was completely different yesterday. back fired ?? bullshit one lie 1000 lies .

Fiji First Party

19/11/2015 08:01:49 pm

We agree totally and would like to rub this in as well.

THE Minister of just about Everything in Fiji and ‘acting’ PM, Hon. Kong-Khaiyum, owes the Nation an urgent explanation why he made a MONKEY of himself and a mockery of our Parliament when questioned about his CORRUPTION?

This Monkey needs to hauled before the Parliamentary Disciplinary Committee to explain his behavior and as well as his CORRUPTION.

But the world now sees the true side of the Dictator – that Khaiyum was - and thinks he still is – a Mad Monkey Dictator – and the Australasia’s most pitiable IP Thief (CHOR).

rajend Naidu

19/11/2015 08:51:12 pm

Editor,
Former Police Commissioner Ben Groenwald has issued a statement from South Africa ( very sensible of him to do that ) reaffirming his abrupt exit from the force was largely BECAUSE OF MILITARY INTERFERENCE IN PEACETIME POLICING ( Fiji Times 20/11 ).
Many people in Fiji get that . Dan Urai, Areki Dawai, Nardeo Mishra and Amenatave Yaconisau get it as their letters to the Fiji Times show.
Many Fijians living abroad get it as well. For instance Susen Sakal of Hayward, USA wonders " Will the day ever come when a career police commissioner will ever be sworn in a Army Commander?".
BUT acting the ostrich the Attorney General and Minister of Many Things Aiyaz Sayed Khaiyum pretends there was nothing to the Police Commissioner's abrupt exit. He says the Polcom told him he was leaving in good terms. Wow! I didn't think Aiyaz was that simple. I was wrong.
Sincerely,
Rajend Naidu

Slow

19/11/2015 11:15:30 pm

Whow..! The Monkey has also acted the Ostrich..?

Dekho

19/11/2015 10:37:12 pm

Classic illustration of the cronies/chamchas laughing like lunatics when the dictator, their Dear Leader acts the monkey.

Dina

19/11/2015 11:06:48 pm

You are so true.

But the video is so funny - even my usually grumpy and forgetful granny kaila like mad. She always confuses Khaiyum with Chaudhary but now she knows Khaiyum - she calls him Monkey.

Saamjha

20/11/2015 02:23:08 am

Please don't send Monkey Minister Khaiyum to India. That country is already suffering under the burden of monkeys - inside their own Parliament!
Perhaps Khaiyum can try for a role as a monkey in a silly Bollyhood film. That would suit him well.

Chor

24/11/2015 01:45:40 am

Kai should be taken to task. this is so insulting to the Fijians and you should be taken to where you belong..............indian zoo.

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THE 'MONKEY' MINISTER AIYAZ SAYED KHAIYUM SHOULD BE SENT TO INDIA - TO IMITATE THE CALL OF 'LANGUR' MONKEYS SO THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT CAN BE FREE OF THE SO-CALLED MONKEY MENACE!

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